Monday, 11 August 2008

My Wife's friend Millicent

I mentioned that I have always been careful not to become involved with women too na to home, but there were three exceptions. I have told you about the first two. This is the story of the third and last - Millicent. She was a friend of my wife’s when they were in their late 20s and 30s. At that time, one of their mutual friends thought it amusing to disclose that Millie had a crush on me. This was in front of Millie and me. Millie denied it, but all the women goaded her and she became very embarrassed. I could tell that she was lying.

I waited a few years until Norma’s circle of friends had changed, as they do over a number of years. Millie had moved jobs and house and our only contact was became only Christmas cards. However, Philanderers never forget, nor never miss an opportunity. A full eight years after we had last seen her, I called at her home, under the pretext that I was passing by. She gave me a coffee and I started talking about the occasion when Norma had friends round and one of them teased her about her fancying me. As I was talking, Millie blushed. I now stuck my neck out and said something like, ‘Well, it was ironical, because I had been fancying you for years.’ She went on not to admit her feelings, but simply to say that she was upset that one of her friends had broken a confidence.

I left my chair and sat next to her and took hold of her hand. She gave my hand a squeeze. We kissed and then hugged and touched and ended up in bed. We were lovers for almost two years, until Millie found herself a new man. There were no complications in the relationship.

Today is a normal working day and I have a mountain of work to catch up on, but the thought of bedding a new woman is never far from my thoughts. There are some new ones in the pipe line, the thought of which is delicious, having seen their photos. One is a lady I am due to meet on Wednesday for the first time. She is visiting me at my hotel. Her emails have been explicit and I have every hope that we will get off to a quick start. She looks and sounds lovely, 41 years old – 5’2”, a size 10 and she tells me that she hopes I don’t mind but she doesn’t shave her pubes. That tells me that she expects me to see them . She is a dentist. Now, a dentist will be a first for me. I have slept with a woman who was a senior academic and later became a professor. I have slept with a successful author. I have slept with air hostesses, school teachers, two nurses, an antique dealer, a children’s nurse, but never with a dentist. She also tells me that her clitoris is twice the normal size which makes her horny a lot of the time. Now, if she hadn’t had some medical training, I would take what she says with a pinch of salt. I’ll let you know what I find…

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