Sex in the Office

You will have heard me say that I don't mix sex and work. That isn't entirely accurate. I once gave a big come-on to my p.a. of that time. I fell flat on my face and she turned me down. From then on, she sent me emails about how to find willing women, but she wasn't one of the willing ones.

I had a huge problem. I now didn't know how to call her to book when she had made a blunder. I felt she had a hold on me. She didn't ever try to extort anything - it was just a feeling that she might. She knew something about me and I felt so uncomfortable.

But (never begin a sentence with 'and' 'so' 'but' or 'because') but, but I should say that I have had sex in the office, but never with one of my staff. It seems only yesterday, but I had a few brief encounters with a gorgeous woman who was married to a police inspector. One night, she came to see me after the staff had gone home.

It was fantastic. The only position was over the desk, from behind. Then Ann, from Fife, a nurse, used to finish an overnight shift at the local teaching hospital. I got into the office early and suffered the indignity of carpet burns on my knees.

I can't remember quite how many, but I have had sex with perhaps six or eight of my lovers in the office.

And (now don't begin a sentence with 'and') and I hope there may be many more. Offers, please?